RAMEN IS NOT FOR ME.

Do not believe what you see on the internet... Fighting for my life as type this, by fighting for my life, I mean my stomach and mouth are on fire.

My nose is running and I'm screaming for pain.

Why ????????????????

Two nights ago I saw a tweet where someone was hyping how delicious Ramen is and how it is way better than Indomine.

Curiosity killed the cat they said, well I am a 94kg, 5'2 26 years old cat in human form.

I jumped on Amazon, checked out a few brands, picked one, during my quest of finding the one with the cheapest shipping, I accidentally subscribed for Prime... Oops

Paid for my order and jumped on YouTube, I needed to find the right method for cooking Ramen.

I found the brand I purchased, noticed the sauce looked very red.

RED FLAG !!!

Can't taste that bad.

Sunday 3:55 pm. Message from Amazon, your package is delivered, nice and fast. Jeff Bezos, I thank you o.

5:35, I'm mixing my boiled Ramen with the sauce opted for half of the sachet, took a forkful, taste good, rushed another one the spice hit my stomach and my tongue are on fire.

What is this punishment?

Ran to the fridge and grabbed a can of Maltina to calm the violence, still hurts. Can of Malt empty, ate another fork of full for good luck being the scapegoat I am.

Gave up after the third bite. Ramen is not for me.

Verdict: Delicious but spicy as hell. Do not try if you have an ulcer, indigestion issues or simply cannot stand spicy food.

If you are a stubborn goat who likes spicy food, go ahead and order, 5 in a pack for £6.80.

I will stick to my Indomine.

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